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attitude
01:46
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// verse, ida deerz
i've got an attitude
yeah i'm mad at you, you'd better show some gratitude
fast approaching on your longitude and latitude
dropping like a bomb, now you're para, dude
i'm so cool i don't even need a parachute
entering your house in my brand new fursuit
i'll piss on your couch and i'll eat all of your pet food
shoot these loads like an attack helicopter
it's rut season now and you're gonna get fucked up
ida ida deerz with that ass, high density
don't even need monster just to bring this energy
back to reality oh, there goes gravity
oh, stuck in your head now oh, just like kennedy
call me nyan cat cuz i pop it like a tart
i'm a terrorist, i'm blowing up the hyperpop charts
attitude, attitude, ida's got an attitude
see you staring at me, like, hey, what's the matter, dude
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2. |
teamkill (w/ kaj strife)
02:40
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// verse 1, kaj strife
sup wyd wya
fuck all ur drama man im done w that
thinkin i shld start makin mumble rap
pills got me shakin like a rumble pak
wot the FUCK do u mean, that i was part of ur team
your self esteem is foggy, how could i settle for nothin
"i never liked her anyway she always gave me weird vibes"
BITCH u the reason that the 41% die
wanna see my dogs so i'm hoppin on the greyhound
shitty ass breaks so you know it's that gay sound
come to the northwest we got all sorts of needles
all kinds of white people, it's so evil
only care abt the bankroll, u just like me!
u got more dirt than a mole, man u just like me!
i was just like you, pointing fingers left and right
but the world burning down, u focused on the wrong fight
// verse 2, ida deerz
i'm not a part of your team boy, i'm a mean boy
and i'll kick your ass right out of the scene, boy
i'm problematic? well see, you're all big and round now
i inflated you, just like the plays on my soundcloud
doctors have touched my balls multiple times
i'm spending all this time with my multiple wives
oh i stole all your girlfriends, i'm kissing them, they're not even missing ya
and i took your favourite pair of pants and i pissed in them
ida on the track and my doggy koi strife too
i'm gonna kill you then i'll fuck you and revive you
deer deer deer deer deer deer deer
i am the embodiment of your worst fears
i'll piss on your mom and i'll piss on your dad
i'll piss on all the fame that you've ever had
and i'll piss on your walls, and i'll piss in your balls
and i'll piss in your car, and i'll piss in your jars
and i'll piss in your house, and i'll piss on your mouse
and i'll piss on your spouse, and i'll piss in your-
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// verse, kaj strife
act like a they/them
smoke like a he/him
look like a she/her
party like a xe/xim
i'm an entertainment demon
nah, i don't wanna be him
i was gonna kill myself but i got banned from twitter
and i didn't want everyone to think that was the reason
fdsafjkadsfj; peeing
let's go set fire to a precinct
can i be anybody but myself right now
googling the side effects of tylenol
hey alexa, are the gates to heaven open?
hey alexa, can you overdose on ibuprofen?
// hook
act like a they/them
smoke like a he/him
look like a she/her
party like a xe/xim
// outro
can i be anybody, be anybody
can i be anybody, be anybody
can i be anybody, be anybody
can i be anybody but myself right now
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// chorus, jasper
i'm flying, i'm dying
don't know what i've been thinking
stop lying, start trying
it's alright, don't mind it
// verse, jasper
love me a track so i can live it
when i was young, feel like a misfit
took me off track, made me miss shit
ain't got no more time for no bitching
love for all the people that are tryna make it work
fuck all the hate that's going on in the world
all people want is peace and to be heard
at least most of them, some will make you hurt
// chorus, jasper
i'm flying, i'm dying
don't know what i've been thinking
stop lying, start trying
it's alright, don't mind it
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5. |
PUPPY TF!!
01:25
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// verse, ida deerz
guess what i found while browsing ebay
it's a magic potion that'll make me a dog, today!
this flask has been sitting on the shelf; yeah it's ancient
and i really really thought "man, this potion ain't shit"
but what's this, huh? i've got a snout now!?
and my hooves, they are turning into paws now!?
somebody hit pause now! this is going way too far!
i can't speak anymore! woof bark woof woof bark!
only dog chow for me; i can't eat normal people food
and every night, you can find me howling at the moon
i'm in such a good mood; yeah i never felt better
how was i ever a deer; i'm really starting to regret it
cuz i'm at the dog park; i'm catching these balls
paid a visit to the vet; he's detaching these balls
i get so much hugs, i'm just *so* fucking fluffy
i get so much tail, even your bitch calls me puppy
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// verse 1, kaj strife
yuh
I AM NOT A KNIFE; IM A FUCKING RIFLE!!
I CAN BE MISLEADING BUT I AM NOT A LIAR!!
MY BRAIN LIES TO ME, I GOT VOICES COMIN ON N OFF
WHEN I SEE THINGS I DONT THINK OF HOW IM COMIN OFF
THIS HIGH CANT COME QUICK ENUF
ILL PICK THESE RAPPERS UP BY THE SCRUFF!
THROWIN TEMPER TANTRUMS ON THE DRUMS
GRINDIN ON MY JAW TIL IT ALL GOES NUMB
no cap like i let that shit go flat
transphobes see me and they fail nofap
actin modest like i aint all that
like lullabies when i hear yo rap
but i'm fed up, i gotta get this bread up
i can't just play dress-up, i gotta develop
my itinerary, only god can judge
got a game to carry so i can't hold a grudge
// verse 2, ida deerz
ida ida deerz from my front to your rear
i don't know who's fronting now but i hope they're fucking queer
i don't know what's going on; can't be good for my career
pay attention to these lyrics cuz i'll shift in high gear
im at the piss store im buying all the piss
and ill buy it from your mom and ill buy it from your bitch
and i'll buy it from a horse so i can grow some fucking tits
i am pissing in my face while i'm recording this
yeah i'm pissing in my face while i'm recording this
// verse 3, kaj strife
Feel like I'm in a Warriors AMV
I'm drowning in amphetamines
How's that gonna better me?
used to point fingers, now the fingers pointing at me
couldnt work so i settled for rapping
turning off my notifications
i'm a walking osha violation
(EPIC EXPLOSION SFX)
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// verse 1, kaj strife
SHITFART666! u kno just wut u did...
im typing up a google doc, he hacked my fucking roblox!!!!!!
and i couldnt help but notice that ur still following shitfart
he hacked my club penguin too!!! u cant just disregard
shitfart is racist , transphobic , and ableist
and CLEARLY ur ok with this??
ill write another callout..
im looking thru ur follows
ARE YOU NOT ON TOP OF THIS??
I CAN SMELL THE FEAR IN YOUR PISS
Bitch.
// bridge, kaj strife
sEmI-aUtOmAtIc 4 all things PROBLEMATIC!
pLaYiN tElEpHoNe.. dis dirt is WELL KNOWN!!!
fool me once AND ILL MILK U 4 MONTHS.
sEmI-aUtOmAtIc 4 all things PROBLEMATIC!
this the DEVILS OWN im TEARIN DOWN TH3 THR0N3
its rly therapeutic Ill milk u 4 a few clicks...
SHITFART POSTED MEMES IN #GENERAL!
SHITFART WON'T LET ME JOIN HIS COLLECTIVE!
SHITFART WON'T REPLY TO MY DMS!
I TOLD HER I'D KILL MYSELF AND SHE STILL WON'T REPLY INSTANTLY!!
// verse 2, kaj strife
ive got u in a TweetDeck column...
in Ur Walls im crawlin on em
whats in the dark always come to light, shitfart!
RSS feeds of evry1 youve ever loved..
I WILL DEPRIVE YOU OF EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER LOVED!
Vigilante Anti Putting Cameras In Ur Pantry
SO I CAN SEE THE VERY MOMENT THAT U STARVE, SHITFART!
NOTHING LEFT NOW TO STOP THIS DISASTER
CAUSE YOU ARE JUST A COW BEING PUT OUT TO THE PASTURE.
he also lives in seattle
HE LIVES IN SEATTLE???!!!
// outro, ida deerz
fuck shitfart.
i hate shitfart.
fuck shitfart.
i hate shitfart.
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// verse, ida deerz
everybody here hates shitfart
nobody here likes shitfart
everybody here hates shitfart
nobody here likes shitfart
all my friends, yeah, they hate shitfart
all my friends, yeah, they hate shitfart
all my friends, yeah, they hate shitfart
all my friends, yeah, they hate shitfart
you know
maybe shitfart isn't as bad as i thought he was
eh, whatever
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// verse 1
Content warning, hot as shit
Lick the boots, chiropodist
Fuck your stickers, fuck your Ford
And that's on Ronald Reagan's corpse
Off the fucking aux cord
You're actin like a landlord
I seen it up on FOX, shit
So don't get fucking doxxed, bitch
Lookin at my W-2
We were raised by the W3
Seein all the stems and VSTs
Filling up the WD
I'm on that new shit
I strive to be a nuisance
You still on that old Xbox Live
"Haha go tie a noose" shit
// verse 2
Bubblegum sweetie, a little subtweety
Post-ironically growing some titties
But I guess in my city, they don't deny it
They got other priorities, they gentrify it
Politics are cringe, well I'm a cringelord
Kaj Strife season, yeah you better binge, whore
I'm a thot, I'm a bot, I'm a troll, anonymous
Decentralized, no control, autonomous
// chorus
Eins zwei drei, killing chic piggies
I don't got time for none of you bitches
Posted up here in your Geocities
Posted up here in your Geocities
Bubble how I pop pop, that's just the blicky
Why would I stop, I gotta get busy
Posted up here in your Geocities
Posted up here in your Geocities
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// intro
(so on 3, 2, 1, DEER!!!)
unregistered firearm 2 with the boons
kandi on my wrist, neon laces on my shoes
??? raccoon, looking like a snack ???
raised by a cartoon, like gir with the doom
// verse
i don't take shit from these chromebook rappers
i'll make you wish i was a kidnapper
cause it's gonna be a slaughter
i unbirthed your bitch, now your bitch is my daughter, what the fuck is this!?
that's the life of a motherfucking sparkledog
i relish in my flaws, that's on god
these paws skank their way to the bank and withdraw
y'all some two faced blank flanks, bitch walk the plank, oh
// bridge
unregistered firearm 2 with the boons
kandi on my wrist, neon laces on my shoes
- looking like a snack ???
raised by a cartoon, like gir with the doom
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// verse 1
oh my baby, you're so fine
you're so fine, you blow my mind
breaking all the rules at school
you're the one who thinks i'm cool
hoping you might be the one
summertime, you'd be so fun
but i have something to say
hope it doesn't blow your way
// pre-hook
i like you, but they're just fluffy
and when they are hopping
i can't keep denying, yes
[x2]
// hook
I LIKE BUNNIES,
I LIKE BUNNIES,
I LIKE BUNNIES SO MUCH
[x8]
// verse 2
fuzzy wuzzy, cute and cuddly
you might find it weird and funny
but i could just be so lucky
rabbit's foot would make you love me
i think bunnies are so cool
even though they make you drool
but i have something to say
one day i will have my way
// pre-hook
i like you, but they're just fluffy
and when they are hopping
i can't keep denying, yes
[x2]
// hook
I LIKE BUNNIES,
I LIKE BUNNIES,
I LIKE BUNNIES SO MUCH
[x8]
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12. |
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yoinky
yoinky
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yoinky
yoinky
yoinky
yoinky
yoinky
yoinky
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